costcoreceipt:

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?

(via slomps)

asktf2family:

We were in our early 20’s when we first met. It was a thundering night. My ex husband and I were going back home after a little party we went. I don’t know what I did or said that night but my husband left me in the street. Spy saw this and instantly helped me out that night.

- BLU Scout’s Mom

_______________________

OCC: Spy cosplayer’s and I first met in a convention two and a half years ago. It was both for us the first time we were going to the Otakuthon. I was in Companion Cube and him in RED Soldier. The next day, when we really talked to each other, I was in my first version of Scout’s Mom and he was still in RED Soldier. We had an incredible day together. He was original: instead of asking for my number, he asked me my steam username <3. The 30th October will be our 1 year anniversary. Je t’aime mon petit loup <3

phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?

(via whalingbooty)